Oh MY GOD I'M FAT!!

I know this beacuse every stupid comercial on TV tells me so. Before Christmas it is eat drink and be Merry! Spend every cent you have. Then WHAMMO! After Christmas start the diet comercials.


 "Loose weight fast",


"You can't loose weight becuse you are over 40 but we can help!,"


"You need to exercise",


" You don't need to exercise, you just need our special shakes."


And I think to my self, I am a highly rational woman and I am brain washed by these commercials. You don't need to know how much I weigh because I talk to other women and, without fail, they all feel fat after Christmas.  Why? Because we are all BRAINWASHED!!


Here is a thought, the average woman over 30 gains 5 lbs a year. So if you weight the same this year as last you really Lost 5 lbs. So you are Skinny. Or at least Skinnier than your average self. If you lost 5lbs this year than you are 10 lbs skinnier than your average self. Feeling any better?


Try this out, most of us just want to be healthier, and we equate that with skinnier. I am here to tell you that skinny does NOT equal healthy. Look at every Herion addict. They are skinny as hell but in no way healthy.


So this year don't resolve to be skinnier, resolve to be healthier. Eat more veg, less fried. And next year see if you are a skinnier you.